Wednesday, February 4, 2009

#147

I really want to start this entry with ‘Hi There, Moi Here’ sorta like Face from Nick, Jr. That phrase has been stuck in my head all day and I don’t know why.

Lets see, hmmm, last night I went bowling. It was fun. One of my scores broke 100 but then I remembered I let this guy bowl for me for a few frames. But I was really excited before I thought of that. I also learned that if you share a cigarette with someone it means you are on the verge of having sex with them and if you bum a smoke off of someone its like you signed a consent form to have sex. This was all news to me so I thought I would pass it on. Afterwards, we went to get pizza and discovered the pizza guys like, they really like us!

But then I fear I may have spent too much time talking because by the time I got home and went to bed I only got 5 hours of sleep before having to go to work. I’ve been exhausted all day. After work, I went with BART to the Waterfront and she bought me some McD’s. It was delightful. And then I went to meet up with Smiley at this Tea cafe around the corner. Smiley is a few years younger than me and she’s just so uhhh I don’t want to use the word naive because I think that has some negative connotations with it. But she slightly is, she has all these views about how the world should be and I can’t help but find it slightly amusing. Normally I would be really annoyed because her opinions are very different than mine. However, I’ve learned to appreciate them because I like having friends that aren’t carbon copies of myself.


I’ve been thinking lately that Ben Roethlisberger would make a good friend. Like he’d be really useful in getting things down from tall shelves. He’d be able to get me Steelers tickets whenever I wanted. I’m trying to think of a negative of having him as a friend and I really can’t see one. Sure, it may be because I think he’s kinda cute but I always have a small crush on the winning QB of the Superbowl. But it always goes away by the start of the new season.

3 comments:

Toi said...

Ok the whole "sharing cigarettes = sex" thing is like the whole "commenting on shoes = wants sex" thing that we all talked about in ... middle school? high school?

It is too long ago.

Also, I am still harboring my crush on him: http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/01NXdGf9dB8Um/340x.jpg

Yes, he is holding a sword. Awesome.

Toi said...

Oh, and congrats on the high bowling score. If it's your name on the screen, who cares who bowled? ;)

Erika said...

1. I love that you call her Smiley. It's a perfect nickname. I completely understand what you mean about her, too. Sometimes, her naivete is refreshing, I think.

2. I am pretty certain that, when I become BFF with Mike Tomlin, I can hook you up with Big Ben. Done and done. We'll all go out for ice cream and to hockey games, where we will be allowed to sit in Lemieux's (sp?) box. :o)

3. Thanks for coming with me today. McD's was the least I could do.