#71

I am watching the VMAs right now and they are horrible. Though the highlights include: Britney's opening, Britney winning her very first moonman and thanking me her fan, Christina's performing and oh Jordin Sparks' outburst about promise rings. During the commercials, they are running random facts and Kid Rock performed with Run-DMC 9! years ago. I clearly remember that performance and OMG! it has been almost a decade.

Oh and also Buddy is KILLING ME! I swear she thinks me and BART are idiots. Without her guidance, we probably couldn't get dressed in the morning or feed ourselves. She reminds us about the stupidest things like 'Don't stab yourself in the eye with the pointy end of a screwdriver.' GEEzus, why does she even bother? OR she patronizes us about our music tastes because they aren't nearly as cool as her sad, fiddle, yoddling artists that you've never heard of and never will but that only makes it that MUCH BETTER THAN YOU! Oh, she constantly needs to be near me. I sit on the couch she sits right next to me OR leans on the couch behind me so that I can feel her breath! Tonight, I purposely sat in the chair to avoid this AND she came over at sat at my feet. I cannot get away from her. Its so creepy