We had another graduation party to attend. But before the party we drove into downtown Pittsburgh to look around. That was a lot of fun and I got to eat at Primanti Bros. Frances, you should have been there. I could barely finish half and felt bad about leaving all the food behind. After we drove all over the city and visited the football and baseball stadiums we made our way to the party.
At this point, we were about an hour late but who really cares? Anyway, we got there only to find that UNCLE's family had not shown up yet. Why might you ask? Well my youngest cousin who we shall nickname Bruiser fell off of the monkey bars (according to his sister 6 to 8 feet) and broke his elbow! He was being taken to Urgent Care where his doctor had "long blond hair parted in the middle, he was a hippie!!!"~AUNT
Then, AUNT talked to me today about going out for drinks and devising a plan to take down my grandmother who she believes is bi-polar. Doesn't that sound like a fun idea?!?!? It is like full blown family civil war with my family as Switzerland. The whole thing is just going to explode very soon.
Oh and my one cousin COPYCAT thought it was just hilarious that I got so drunk last night HAHAHA. Whatever, last night my parents didn't think I was drunk. I was loopy but I was no where near as drunk as the night before graduation. I didn't even feel weird when I woke up. So seriously they can SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 comments:
Wait. Bipolar aunt thought your grandmother was bipolar? Hmm...
omg food. Nick called me out on my food hording the other day. He doesn't understand my love for food. I would have gladly eaten your leftovers for you. I should hire myself out for leftover-eating.
Your family needs to do as Switzerland does and issue assault rifles to the men. Bwahaha
Everytime I hear a Copycat story I want to punch her in the face. Grr.
You got it! like a minute before you commented we figured out that the reason they aren't getting along is because they are the SAME person.
The upside of anything involving Switzerland is that at least all the family treasures will be save in some sort of neutral, unbreakable banking system!2 Yes!
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No, actually, that's all I've got in terms of commenting.
Your family is so much fun!!
You have my sympathy, j/k. Just imagine how boring life would be without them!!
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